how does a man who is a bi-sexual function? I only have to check out half the number of people as they do, and it’s already (in the best possible way) overwhelming. I love women and looking at them.
95.5 KLOS is a local radio station playing the classic oldies. Aside from getting away with playing the exact same 17 songs for the last 25 years I have an even bigger problem with this channel. Mark and Brian host the mornings. It’s so god damn boring. “hey! It’s 72 degrees at 8:16 am and we got “the top 10 vacation spots of 2012! Wow Brian, can’t wait to see what this has to offer…. Woah #10 Dayton, Florida!” just garbage to fill the over 40 ears of the listener. Granted even the best of regular radio talk, “Kevin and Bean” can be pretty unentertaining. The line was finally crossed this morning when I heard one of the old douches of Mark and Brian described their recent visit to the doctors office where they were told to get a stool sample. He then went on a 15 minute speech on the process of how he collected his human shit and would turn it in to the doctor. Uhhhhhhhg. Shut the fuck up! This is not what I wanna hear at 6:55 in the AM. I’m at work, I don’t wanna learn about some 56 year old man shitting on a piece of paper in the toilet and cutting some of the shit and putting it in a tiny cup. Fuck off Mark and Brian.
the worlds magnetic sphere changed greatly for a few weeks on sept. 11th 2001 and in other cases. just a quick little article about the power of human thought effecting the world.
I just purposed to my grandmother that we start cooking meth, a sort of grandmother grandson Breaking Bad situation now that she is retired. She replied “I dunno, I don’t even have a stove.”
Pink Floyd has been fucking killing it on Pandora today. (welcome to the machine, have a cigar, young lust) good god, I am so jealous of people who got to hear this stuff when it was comig out brand new.
“puddle of mudd” is the poor mans “nirvana”
brain stew.
the ease we can piss is worth it alone to be a male. #fact #itsscience
Let’s do the damn thang. Young living baby.
Yup. #coachella
Whoooooooo!
And here we go….. (said like the joker)
Ga’ lo’d that’s a lot of farenheits! #coachella
I hope if these guys arrest me i at least get to hop on the back and ride with them to jail.
Here’s a pile of puke we been living with for at least last 24 hours and will live with for the next 24. #coachella
